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Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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Uncle jack
My uncle jack was a coastguard at Eastbourne During and before the war he had been a naval officer and by chance my father was a rating on the same ship Jack would have stayed in the navy after the war,, but the navy was downsized and even career officers had to leave So jack joined the coast guard and was assigned toEastbourne one day he was taking an inventory of the stations stock when a maroon blew up in his hands This was about 1960 or 1970,Both hands were severely injured,they managed to save his left hand but hehad to have his right hand and part of his right arm amputated Within a few weeks he had a prostetic arm fitted which he could control using the remains of the muscle at the top of his arm this arm had a number of attachments most of the time he used a hand, butIremember goingto visit him once to find he had swapped it for a scerewdriver to repair hisbike He was an absolutely amazing man and even although he's been dead foryears,I still think of him fondly
(Dr Arsenic Making bad coffee since 1978, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:34, 17 replies)
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(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:52, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 15:02, closed)
It's a loving tribute to his Uncle,
so he's typed it using one, crippled hand.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:02, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 15:12, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:25, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33, closed)
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:11, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 16:58, closed)
How much?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 23:01, closed)
My fave was the nobbly dildo one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:22, closed)
Jesusfucking christ learnto punctuate and use spacesproperly youprick

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:05, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 17:14, closed)
I like the bit about the exploding macaroon.
Pure Alan Bennett.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:47, closed)
Nice anecdote. Ta for sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 May 2013, 18:02, closed)
Did you ever help your Uncle jack off a horse?

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 17 May 2013, 22:48, closed)
Of course he did.
He wouldn't let Jack down.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 May 2013, 23:33, closed)
Where's Eastbourne During?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 18 May 2013, 11:39, closed)

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