I have no sense of direction
And as everyone familiar with the town of Dumfries will know, it has an evil one-way system.

I orbited the police station seven times before they finally pulled me over...
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:56, 5 replies)

over off
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:10, closed)

Remind me, what it is you do for a living Mat?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:33, closed)

Traction engine driver.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:15, closed)

Nothing related to the Dumfries one way system
Edinburgh, that's a different story.

Edit: Incidentally, I am selling my car due to poverty, so it won't happen again any time soon.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:53, closed)

said the rickshaw cab driver.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 May 2013, 9:44, closed)