Twat...
I went to Spain in July two thousand and one holiday,
I went with my family and our family friends Burch.
We were in a large villa near Gandia.
One day we went to Valencia by train.
We returned at four in the afternoon.
The Burch family went to the supermarket.
MY family played in the pool and I read a book.
After a while I decided to go into the house to get the camera.
Upon entering our room I saw my wallet on the bed.
When opening my wallet I saw that all the money was gone.
We were robbed!
I called the holiday rep "Wilf".
Wilf called the Guardia Civil. Two guards came from Gandia.
They inspected the house and saw the Burch family habitactión was very messy.
Asked "Was the thief in this room?"
I said "do not know".
The guards said they had to go to the Commissioner Morning Tavernes and left.
The Burch family returned later.
We were told that nothing was missing from his room.
They had abandonardo your room messy!
Wilf morning accompanied us to the police station.
It was our translator.
We waited a hour in a small room in the Commissioner but did the job quickly administral.

I should have left it in Spanish...
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:50, 2 replies)

He left out the part where some kid burnt his neck.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:00, closed)

I hate it when people abandonardo my room messy.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:02, closed)