I took my daughter to A&E
... because she told me that she had a green bb pellet in her ear.

We signed in at the local hospital and were told that the nurse who specialised in objects in the ear had just come on duty, so we would not have a long wait.

The nurse easily removed the bb pellet followed by a length of cotton, half a pink bead, 2 sequins, an inch of metal chain, a blue bead and a ball bearing. The nurse was going to mount these objects, each in its own container, on her wall of along with previous contributions. She was rather pleased to meet my daughter, then aged 8, as it almost doubled her display.
(harem-member hiding in the corner, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:20, 6 replies)

v good

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:51, closed)

Buy her a handbag.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 May 2013, 21:15, closed)

Great idea
She and I are both giggling at that
(harem-member hiding in the corner, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:58, closed)

it was bath sponge up the nose with me
my brother stuck rubber bobbly bits off our granddad's car mats up his nose. no idea why we did it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 May 2013, 18:43, closed)

That's a pretty impressive haul.
I mean ... most normally developing kids grow out of sticking things in their orifices by about three ... but hey. It's her nose.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 May 2013, 18:54, closed)

For the love of god don't tell emvee.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 May 2013, 17:52, closed)