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Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard

(, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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Malingers, shirkers and Nancy boys.
In my day a nip of brandy, 10 minutes of Canadian Air Force exercises and the threat of a visit from the MO was enough to get any man back on the line.

My good friend Captain Smyth was wounded 28 times, until all that was left of him was a head perched on a bucket of sand. He still managed to finish off over a hundred German brutes using nothing more than his mouth.

An example to us all!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:51, 3 replies)
pfft!

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:26, closed)
Finished the German brutes with his mouth?
Was he Lionel Blair?
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:13, closed)
Nooooo
Lionel would finish them off without using his mouth.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:34, closed)
And then they cut his head off as well :(
But the bucket of sand still fought bravely on.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:00, closed)

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