Dr.Brother
My brother is a G.P.
One night about 2.00am he gets a call from a patient.
"Doctor, I can't sleep... I think I have insomnia"
His retort was short and sweet...
"And what are you trying to do? Start a fucking epidemic?"
and hung up.
(bof, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:45, 13 replies)

I hope your brother got struck off for that shocking display of unprofessionalism

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:56, closed)

"Unprofessional" is an extremely Mumsnet word
usually whined to mean "I didn't the fawning attention I wanted". See also "inappropriate".

Sunbeam, there is nothing unprofessional in telling an idiot to fuck off.
(ubergeekian, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

Really?
In that case, fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:32, closed)

I like this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:10, closed)

I believe Sir may have just zinged.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:46, closed)

GP in this instance stands for Gay Prick, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:52, closed)

this definitely happened.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:53, closed)

alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:00, closed)

alright monty.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:37, closed)

yes defo
I have all my GP's personal home numbers on speed dial
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:45, closed)

you insufferable cunt.
why can't you let bof's imaginary brother get a good night's sleep, eh? EH??
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:06, closed)

Bof's brother is real..
It's bof who's imaginary.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:57, closed)

Nice to see the trolls at work...
Brother certainly exists...
But me?... a figment of a deranged mind? Probably Janet's.
(bof, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:00, closed)