Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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This QOTWIs very slanted towards English users me thinks.
My family had a run in with the Royals once. It ended in 800 years of oppression. Joke, I kid, I kid.
There is an event in Kerry (thats in Ireland - just in case), called Puc Fair, a festival involving all things Irish. At said festival, a King of the Fair is crowned. That King is a local goat. Who is placed on a pedastal in a cage to oversee all that lies before him. When he gets taken down he can often be quite dazed, and confused. I saw him once, wasn't very impressed. A boy shouted CUNT, The goat didn't seem to notice, but later the young lad was killed.
PENIS *pop*
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:36, Reply)
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