Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Queen on the wrong side of the road...Being myself not royal but living in the royal town of Ascot (hold ur nose, tilt upwards and pronounce slowly) - I often have the misfortune of being hampered by local overly-dramatic and power crazed cops and special forces dudes that think everyone breathing is a suspect of regicide (can that work for a queen ??)Now lately, walking as I do home from work past the local beverage parlour - I noticed a traffic cop on a bike, waving me over (or so I thought) - So i proceeded to cross the road,,, mp3 player still plugged in me ears and not paying any real attention.... suddenly I sense a large moving object enter my field of vision.. yes it is a 4 horse-drawn royal carriage carrying Liz & the rest of her royal possy. Well I freeze, the traffic cop gets angry and waves a bit more, carriage decides to go around me and then scuttles off up the wrong side of the road. The road as it happens is called Cheapside... i guess I could say I made the queen go on the cheap side of the road... lol.
PS - what the fuck was that lime green "disguise" - looked like leftovers from a tequila party !!!
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