Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Bonny Prince Charliecame to visit the old folks home near my school.
Course we bunked off and clambered down there en mass, a roaring, smoking, swearing, sweaty mob of Welsh boys.
The local youth offenders had done the gardens proud with a fine array of daffodils which we quickly decimated and fashioned into crude bouqets to shove at the royal visitor.
The poor man looked terrified as we descended on him - a frenzy of spotty youths screaming 'Charlie! Charlie!'
He was whisked away by his minders into the awaiting roflcopter but left a piece of himself with us forever. My mate had ripped a shining brass button off his blazer.
Stay warm.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 17:20,
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