Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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I knew a lass in halls who was related to the Marquis of Nottinghamwhich was not actually unusual, as lots of people there were aristocracy of some kind. The lass in question was very nice, and not at all unattractive, but she was thick as two bull's lugs and conversations with her invariably had a backing track of crunching mental gears.
I, on the other hand, discovered that I was related to one of the porters.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 21:03,
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