Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Slut QueenI once came face to face with The Queen of Sluts, Paris Hilton, while I was in Los Angeles.
About 5ft high and an extremly impolite person. Still would have, just to sell the story afterwards.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:11, Reply)
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