
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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My dad used to be very proud of the fact that he, and therefore I, was a direct descendant of King Canute (or Cnut as he is now known).
Unfortunately, mathematics, genetics and Occam's Razor suggest that so is every person reading this, and quite a lot of people who aren't reading this.
( , Fri 4 Aug 2006, 10:37, Reply)
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