Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Drunk and not funny (or royal)Met the British Honorary Consul in Poland. We were both due to give a speech to a group of students, he representing the Nation and I representing a chain of language schools. He turned up drunk in a rat-bitten golf jumper and jeans and bored everyone comatose. Later, at a formal meal, he cracked some mindless sexist joke and laughed heartily.
"I'm a funny guy, aren't I?" he smarmed.
"No," I said.
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