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My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.

Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...

(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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The Queen and Big Phil
..came to our school when I was 10 once as part of their 'visit' to the borough I lived in (Lambeth). My mate Ashley farted when Prince Philip shook his hand, following through into his undercrackers in the process.

So basically the silly ginger cunt had a shit in front of the queen and her husband, which is his only real achievement to date and one he still boasts of to this day.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 12:46, Reply)

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