Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Dry humped by royaltyI had a fling with a minor member of the Royal family, back in the late 1980s. I was about 18 at the time.
We never consummated the romance fully, but he did dry hump me on the side of a hill on the Balmoral estate. Afterwards, he excused his behaviour by saying that all the fresh air must have gone to his head...
Until fairly recently, we exchanged Xmas cards, but I haven't heard from him for a couple of years.
He was my only titled boyfriend. I am now married to someone very common but who, at least, has managed to have take his trousers off before attempting sex with me...
(, Sat 5 Aug 2006, 1:10, Reply)
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