Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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I broke something of the Queens, but it wasn't my faultI was on the river bank with a group of mates on a lovely summers day. After 24 attempts a swan inadvertently flew between my two hands and, as he tried to untangle himself, he accidently got his neck snapped.
Fortunately though Colin, my best mate, had some bricks and a piece of rope with him, and as he tossed them into the river one of the swans legs somehow got attatched to one end of the rope.
A couple of days later there was an article in the local paper, about how an old person had witnessed a gang of local youths murdering a swan and if anybody has any information then they should telephone the local police. I thought to myself, I hope them yobs get caught and they all get what they deserve.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2006, 17:28, Reply)
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