Encounters with Royalty
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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I met the queen once
she asked me where i was from and i told her ruislip. i then added that it was at the end of the metropolitan line (on london underground). she looked at me as though she had never heard of the tube and i was some sort of nutter. still i had the last laugh because she had lipstick on her teeth, the silly bint.
( , Sun 6 Aug 2006, 0:13, Reply)
she asked me where i was from and i told her ruislip. i then added that it was at the end of the metropolitan line (on london underground). she looked at me as though she had never heard of the tube and i was some sort of nutter. still i had the last laugh because she had lipstick on her teeth, the silly bint.
( , Sun 6 Aug 2006, 0:13, Reply)
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