Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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The Queen gave me a blowjob......well, almost. I picked up my monthly delivery of Playboy off the doormat one morning, took it up to my room, took off my pants, whipped out my dinkle, but pre-ejaculated over the envelope's stamp before I managed to remove the mag. If I were a better aim I'm sure I could've got it in her mouth but alas, her shoulder was the closest I came.
(, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 0:28, Reply)
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