Encounters with Royalty
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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i've met prince charles's dog.
when i was on a holiday in scotland, not so far from the balmoral castle (down the street actually), there lived a completly pissed, but very, very nice woman nonetheless named dawn. She had a hyperkinetic jack russel, and she claimed it to be the dog of prince charles. she claimed furthermore that she occasionally made soup for harry and william. harry succesively said that "it was the best soup he ever ate" wich later on the evening became "the worst fucking soup he ever ate". me and my sister are still not sure of what to believe of her story, because despite her being utterly pissed, she was very honest and had a heart of gold. and she lived near the castle. i guess we'll never know...
( , Sun 6 Aug 2006, 15:42, Reply)
when i was on a holiday in scotland, not so far from the balmoral castle (down the street actually), there lived a completly pissed, but very, very nice woman nonetheless named dawn. She had a hyperkinetic jack russel, and she claimed it to be the dog of prince charles. she claimed furthermore that she occasionally made soup for harry and william. harry succesively said that "it was the best soup he ever ate" wich later on the evening became "the worst fucking soup he ever ate". me and my sister are still not sure of what to believe of her story, because despite her being utterly pissed, she was very honest and had a heart of gold. and she lived near the castle. i guess we'll never know...
( , Sun 6 Aug 2006, 15:42, Reply)
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