Encounters with Royalty
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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princess anne
my dad was once invited to a party in the queen's private art gallery. he was chatting in a group with prince edward and princess anne, and princess anne was telling them about how ill her horse had been. she was discussing the tests the vet had done.
"but i don't understand," simpered this fluffy blonde thing. "how on earth does one test a horse for illness?"
princess anne stared at her for a moment in absolute scorn and disbelief. then she said coolly:
"just like us, don't you know. you have to wait for it to have a pee".
keeping it real in the 'hood, anyways...
( , Tue 8 Aug 2006, 12:53, Reply)
my dad was once invited to a party in the queen's private art gallery. he was chatting in a group with prince edward and princess anne, and princess anne was telling them about how ill her horse had been. she was discussing the tests the vet had done.
"but i don't understand," simpered this fluffy blonde thing. "how on earth does one test a horse for illness?"
princess anne stared at her for a moment in absolute scorn and disbelief. then she said coolly:
"just like us, don't you know. you have to wait for it to have a pee".
keeping it real in the 'hood, anyways...
( , Tue 8 Aug 2006, 12:53, Reply)
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