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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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I actually found this quite funny
because of how silly it was.

You were soooo close to getting a click...

And then you had to fall back on the awful, old, unfunny, pathetic, sad cliches that have been dead for longer than they were alive.

Shame, really.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:17, 1 reply)
This.
If you hadn't resorted to that shite it would have been quite good. Would it have been so hard to write about your narrow escape from e.g. the Black Death? To bridge the gap between 'jovially taking the piss' and 'being a snide mean-spirited little trouser-weasel'?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:25, closed)
I had to click you
For the phrase 'being a snide mean-spirited little trouser-weasel'. I intend to steal it without shame.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:42, closed)
Feel free.
I retain the rights to 'wanking oneself down to a a double-digit IQ' though.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 14:41, closed)

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