Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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my middle daughter who was 12 at the timewas mauled by a koala, I got it off her by punching it - the next day same koala attacked a woman and she lost an eye.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 3:38, 3 replies)
Made me think of thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=8YS7s8IuTfQ&feature=related
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The vicious wee clap ridden whore hopping hot water bottle cover!!Look at it! It clearly wants to kill not just your daughter but the two wee pink clad lassies in the foreground.
Euthenise it. Immediately! Who cares if it's cute.
/rustles today's Daily Mail comfortingly
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:06, closed)
I have to ask...Was punching a koala in the face as satisfying as I think it would be? I've tried asking the Australians if I can have a go, but they won't let me. They're nearly as bad as the Chinese and their weird "You can't punch our pandas" thing.
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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:55,
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