Sniffer dogs
Waiting to get off a ferry, the sniffer dogs were bought round. With a little bit of green in my bag I was mildly nervous. I saw the customs bloke with a backpack, which he put down in front of my backpack and the chair I was sitting in. When the dogs came around about 5 minutes later, one of them barked at my backpack and the sphincter tightened. The trainer was the same customs bloke and he patted the dog and picked up his backpack. Seeing the look of horror on my face, he told me that there was a banana in the bag and the dog had correctly found it. Banana - ha, ha!
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:09, 1 reply)

Ah!
Moral... Never carry a banana around with you.
(I've heard they can be quite dangerous in the wrong hands (ie Chuck Norris.))
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:39, closed)

Do you think Chuck would eat a banana in a suggestive manner, or would he just karate chop it, roundhouse it and dive to catch it in his gob?
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:09, closed)

Chuck wouldn't need to peel it.
It would shed it's skin in fear at the incoming roundhouse kick.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 14:46, closed)