Short Cuts
I once drinking a big bottle of whisky at relations house, I'm in my 30's, my dad took it off me, I took offence as he is a border line alcoholic, I stormed out and tried to walk the few miles home.

I took a short cut though a field full of horses and probably nearly got trampled on and had a couple of scars on my wrists from the barbed wire fence.

Thank you to whoever was looking out for me that day.
(Mitchell Gant, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:02, 3 replies)

Did one of them have 'I AM A CUNT HORSE'
written on the side?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:41, closed)

I hope not. :)
(Mitchell Gant, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:57, closed)

Don't ph33r the horses.
While returning home from a club one night I came upon a field of horses. I'm usually a little wary of our equine chums but, being completely wasted, I decided to try to ride one of them -- bareback.
The horse actually moved closer to the dry stone wall I was perched on and seemed to help me get balanced.
I actually rode the horse across the field, directing it by slightly nudging its head.
The only times I had tried to ride a horse previous to that they were lead and I was on a proper saddle -- because I couldn't get the hang of it.
I think the trick with horses is to try and understand them, rather than trying to make them do anything or simply standing there.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:30, closed)