hah. Risky.
I remember my Uncle aunt and cousins staying at our house once. We were all watching Salems lot on TV, getting pretty creeped out. I must have been 15 - 16 at the time.

I went into the kitchen to get something to drink. As I walked out of the kitchen, my Uncle was lurking in the hall, and shouted 'Arrrrrrr' at me. I dropped the glass I had in my hand, both my hands went straight to his throat and I threw him up against the wall behind him, and kneed him in the stomach.

He was on the floor coughing and trying to get his breath back before either of us realised what had happened. I don't really know what made me react like that.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)