Weirdly enough I heard about a guy at Nottingham uni
who did almost exactly the same thing. Not in Hyde Park, I think it was a cricket ground.

He was home for the hols, woke up to red sheets, went downstairs to call an ambulance only to find that his granny was visiting.

Not wanting the old dear to panic he sat through a family lunch with a big hole in his leg waiting for dear old gran to go home.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)