Narrow Escapes
IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
I grew up in Hull
I'm neither the father of fifteen bastards, nor addicted to heroin.
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DigitalRaven will have to make do with gin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:05,
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But do you have the mongy, bovine accent?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 19:25,
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No
My dad beat it out of me. Thank fuck.
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DigitalRaven will have to make do with gin, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:06,
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No, but I have it on good authority
that you are the father of fifteen heroines, who are addicted to bastards.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 19:46,
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that
should be the start of an english novel
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writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 23:58,
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