
IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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Not for dumping her before she started earning big money, but for thinking that it was a bad move. Money doesn't come into it. Besides, if you still felt the urge to shag a deflating bouncy castle, you can buy reasonably anatomically correct ones from those shops with blacked out windows.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:46, 1 reply)

I never have. In fact, there's a hint as to my retrospective viewpoint on the choice I made in the last line of the story
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:51, closed)

Well I tried, but wank as hard as I might I still couldn't come to this story...
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)
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