idiot
Not for dumping her before she started earning big money, but for thinking that it was a bad move. Money doesn't come into it. Besides, if you still felt the urge to shag a deflating bouncy castle, you can buy reasonably anatomically correct ones from those shops with blacked out windows.
( SteamedCleaner, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:46, 1 reply)

I don't think it was a bad choice
I never have. In fact, there's a hint as to my retrospective viewpoint on the choice I made in the last line of the story
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:51, closed)

especially as
you'd have been married to a solicitor.

*shudder*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:58, closed)

"this is where you might want some sort of wipe-clean recepticle to hand"
Well I tried, but wank as hard as I might I still couldn't come to this story...
(rampants, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)