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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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A funny one...
maybe a pearoast, can't remember.. the bull story below has reminded me..

I was on a TrekAmerica holiday.. we'd gone camping in Big Sur in the States, and been warned about bears.. basically you don't ever run from one as they can outrun and kill you..

I had a tent on my tod, odd number of campers and they all knew each other. woke up in the night, needing the loo, couldn't find glasses, contact lenses out. Set off for loo block with Maglite, so I can see perfectly in a patch a foot in diameter and fuck all beyond it.

Approach the toilet block. Hear a snorting snuffling. See a black shape to my left in the bushes. Shit it. Race for the loos. Get in, slam door, start to cry. Someone showering (at silly fucking night oclock ) says WTF is going on. I say oh my God a bear nearly killed me...

"Was it black and just outside?"


It was her dog.

Narrowly escaped peppering my undercrackers and being roughly licked to pieces by a lab cross.
(, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

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