Many years ago at school
my teacher was doing that thing where they lean over you and mark your work.

That was my near Miss.
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When I was in the sixth form, we got a new school nurse, who was a stunning 25yo Saffer married to the Physics teacher (a conundrum to this day)
Within the first week she was employed, there was an outbreak of sport-related groin-strain.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 9:59, closed)

I went to school
in the late 80s, left 6th form in 1992. Not once were there any teachers remotely attractive. At all.

Unlike parents' evening at my daughter school, but that might just be because they stand out as there is not one MILF in the entire school catchment area.
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"You an me, man ... we're the same ... "
1992 - best of all the years for leaving school.
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