Self-pranking
My own body played a cruel prank on me at lunchtime today. I was in the office alone and I felt a little tired so I laid my weary head on my arm whilst sitting at my desk to 'rest my eyes' for a couple of minutes.

I was awakened 20 minutes later by a 'bing' from my computer announcing that an e-mail had arrived. When I woke up, I felt pretty awful and was also bursting for a dump. Unfortunately I couldn't leave my desk to do anything about this because:

a) I had a woolly jumper imprint on my face where I'd been lying on my arm;
b) I had blurred vision in my right eye for the same reason;
c) my right leg was dead from having been in an awkward position;
d) I had a raging boner.

So I had to wait until all four had subsided before I could go and evacuate. Damn bodily systems!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:49, 7 replies)

Wot....
No Qwertyitis? Which, as everyone knows, is caused by working too hard?
(ReAndyMator has been very bored since July, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:11, closed)

The amount
of times i have been half asleep at work and got
an unstoppable raging boner.

Have a woo and a click with my sympathy.
( Trollman, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 20:05, closed)

Why can't you poo if you have a boner?
There's so much I don't understand about the male anatomy - I didn't even know men had muscles in their cocks until about a year ago.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 22:41, closed)

BobTodd
It's physically possible to poo with an erection. The main problem for me was not wanting to walk through the corridors and up the stairs to the toilets with a trouser tent!

And a dead leg, half blind eye and odd looking marks on my face.

There is also the issue that when one's sphincter relaxes to allow faeces to emerge, it's almost impossible not to pee at the same time. But if sitting there with a stiffy, it's likely the cubicle door would get covered in wee.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:21, closed)

not to mention
the high risk of boner related missing the bowl when you have to pee.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:51, closed)

dead leg
yeah i got a dead leg the other day when i was sitting at the computer, i never realised it was dead until i tried to get up and walk, only to fall flat on my face.

I have another dead leg, i dont know whos it is but i keep it in the attic, pickled.
(Pimp my Clown is going back to the future on, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 17:02, closed)

I hear that.
I get this at work, it's the worst thing, i feel your pain!

One way i stop myself getting a dead leg that is quite annoying for other users of my desk and surrounding area is to bounce my leg. I do it subconsciously now, and it irritates the life out of people!

Score.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 21:52, closed)