I am evil and reckon ive got dibs on a penthouse in hell
Not so much a prank but just evil, This is my first post too so be nice. A few years back I had the misfortune of dating an emo girl a couple of years my junior, she was still at college while i was taking my first tentative steps into the working world. It was our first christmas as a couple and i was looking forward to the gift exchanging, getting wasted with her college mates and generally having a good one.

Christmas eve has always been a great laugh as the lads play golf, go for lunch then get shit faced all day so I had been over the moon when she had said she was going to a party with her college friends it was the easiest pink pass ever. Cue christmas day at home with the family, make the christmas day phone call and get cut off, try again before lunch get cut off again, a little bit pissed off i leave a pleasant but slightly off voice mail exclaiming best wishes etc etc and asking for a call back, finally get a phone call later that night and i know immediately something is wrong, turns out she slept with a guy on her course that night. Now i reacted badly and told her to feck off out of my life forever and do the classic, delete all contact , number, email, etc etc. (sorry about the length nearly there)

A week passes no contact me thoroughly depressed and miserable and understandably massively angry. We get to New years day and I'm more positive, happy even but STILL THOROUGHLY PISSED OFF!!! My phone rings, number not stored but vaguely familiar, dickhead here picks it up,

"hello?"
"hey its me!" sobbing !
"what do you want i dont want to speak to you!"

now it turns out her dad had got wasted NYE and been in a crash and had died. Now your usual nice guy would have been sympathetic, but as im sure you will learn with future posts, im a bastard when i have been wronged. To my eternal shame I picked up the yellow pages tore the pages out with Funeral Directors on and put in an envelope and posted it to her. The worst prank ever, well i say prank twas just pure evil, surprisingly never heard from her again...... oh and once at boarding school me and my mate locked a notorious gay 6th former in his study and slid female pornoes under the door meanwhile shouting that we were going to cure him! southern baptist accents were assumed for that one.

Length = hoping for a little let off it being my first post and all!
(drew pea great minds like a think!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:36, 8 replies)

You're right, there's no prank, is there?
It's just plain nasty.

OK, so I know she fucked you over, but that's no way to treat someone whose father had just died, is it? I hope you feel guilty about that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, closed)

If I believed in hell
I would send you there first class.

It was just plain evil.

That said, if I'd seen it in a movie, I would have pissed myself laughing.
( Hokerou, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, closed)

Nice first post
I think it was mean, but funny. And I also think 'fuck-her' I don't care if her dad died, she fucked you over then rings for sympathy??!!

I would have told her it was her fault because of the bad karma she gained from being a slut.

I think I'm a bit of a cnut when wronged too. Kindred spirits 'n' all that!

Welcomes.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:55, closed)

You
are a prize twat!

Lucky you for finding the only place in the world that will be tolerant of such behaviour, lucky for me I get to let you know what a twat you are.
(Jugular, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:37, closed)

Hmmmm....
On the nasty side of the evil genius/evil scale, seeing as the poor girl had just lost her father. Mind you, what's she doing calling up her ex (who rightfully dumped her)?
(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 22:00, closed)

Wow.
You got your ego temporarily bruised. She lost her father.
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(speechless)
(jennymnemonic, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 16:54, closed)

This would have been a good first post
If you had stopped going on about how "evil" you are
(Ellytots Last thought of chocolate on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 12:45, closed)