Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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A friend of mineonce had a competition with his flatmate. The competition was to poo into the other person's belongings. There wasn't much more to it than that, but it got a bit out of hand.
One night, my mate has brought a lady back home and is getting down to business when he hears something move in the corner of his room. He switches on the lights and discovers his flatmate squatting over his underpants drawer.
The next morning, he decides on a plan of action for revenge.
He gets the margarine out of the fridge, sticks it in the microwave to melt it, pours the marge into a jug, then takes a big dump in the bottom of the container. He then pours the margarine back on top and puts it back in the fridge.
I think the most disturbing part was that when I was being told the story by the flatmate, he told it in a "what an awesome trick" tone of voice rather than a "I think I ate his shit" tone of voice.
Rugby players, hmmm.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 22:56,
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I just......choked on my custard cream.
*click*
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 22:58,
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Oh Christ...I think that may be worse than the arse coffee...
*clickety click*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 23:18,
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On much the same topic...tasteless.5100bac.net/archives/1999/tasteless_joe_plays_hide_the_shit.txt
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:54, closed)
I'm surei've read this on a previous week.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:58, closed)
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