Either pranks or bullying
I was living with a dumpy little tosser called Paul who reeked of stale sweat and who had an unnatural affection for his mother. One evening, I called that number you can call to make your own phone ring, waited for it to ring a few times, and then answered it.

Naturally, Paul was hovering at the top of the stairs because his mother used to call about that time every evening to ask about his bowel movements and if he was dressing up warmly. And I began:

"Oh, hello Mrs Paul. Yes, he's here. He's been masturbating in his room over polaroids of you...." Cue Paul rushing down the stairs to be held easily at bay with an arm (he was sub 5' tall). "Well, if we're going to be rude, you're a withered old midget who has clearly got some very serious issues cutting the apron strings... Oh? Well, you can fuck yourself too, you desiccated slag..."

By now Paul was purple with rage and teary-eyed as I continued my barrage of insults to his 'mother'. When I finally handed the phone to him and he heard silence, he assumed she'd hung up and had rather a major tantrum as I laughed myself limp.

He didn't see the funny side when I was able to tell him the truth. For the record, we also put his teddy bear in the freezer (he cried); wallpapered his room with a jazz magazine when he had a rare visitor; recorded him drunkenly admitting to S+M homosexual fantasies and played it back when we had people over; and we left a cat in his room while he was asleep (he was terrified of them).

I may have mentioned before that he's a teacher now.
(frankspencer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:48, 4 replies)

Excellent!
Evil, but excellent nonetheless.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 16:05, closed)

Anybody that age who cries...

at getting their teddy bear frozen deserves everything that's coming to him.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 16:08, closed)

Bullying.
Not nice.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 16:29, closed)

I love the way...
...people are taking this seriously.
( laminasni isn't., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 18:00, closed)