Rogering
A mate of mine had his coisin over to stay for a few weeks from France, (said coisin, Will, was English but had lived in France for many years). Having been out of touch with the joy of slang we were able to convince him that to "Roger" someone was to hit them in the face.

After a few too many light ales Will got into a shoving match with an equally pissed up bloke and the fight was just about to turn nasty when Will shouted "Fuck off or I'll fucking roger you!".

The other chap turned white and backed away while we allpissed ourselves with laughter. The best bit was that Will was convinced that he had just shown what a hard case he was and flew into a rage when we let him know what he'd said, (For Septics: To Roger someone is to take them up the arse).

Length etc.
(Falco, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:34, 4 replies)

Reminds me of Frank Skinner...
When he interviewed Kenny Rogers a few years back and Kenny was opening his roast chicken 'restaurant' things. He asked:

"Are you sure it's a good idea to call your restaurants 'Kenny Rogers Roasters?"
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 12:01, closed)

etymology
the term "to roger someone" can be found in the diaries of the first American settlers - so it's been around for a while. And it's not restricted to posterial sex.

Just so you know.
(frankspencer, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 12:19, closed)

It worked though, didn't it?
I mean, the other guy backed off. Clearly being bummed is a more terrifying prospect than getting thumped.
(Big D, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:15, closed)

^^^
clearly!!
(jnewco81, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 19:58, closed)