Canoe
After lurking on these boards for years I'm finally going to make my first post.

First prank was done by a schoolfriend's sister (called victoria). She was at a house party and the usual happened when some guy got wasted and fell asleep in an upstairs bedroom. Victoria and her mates decided to take down the guy's jeans, rip his boxers open, spray deepheat around his anus and slide a condom on a broom up his anus. The guy woke up the next day with no recollection of the previous night thinking he had been raped.

Apologies if this has already been mentioned but faking your own death in a canoeing accident and deceiving your whole family, except your wife, by making them think your dead for 5 years is a bit of an evil prank, no?
(ruud, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 0:41, 7 replies)

Faking your own death is evil but
convincing someone they've been raped by... y'know, actually sexually assaulting them is a pretty cuntish thing to do too. I'm sure Victoria though it was a merry jape. Personally, I'd have pressed charges.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 1:00, closed)

You broke 5 years silence for THIS?
Christ.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 1:09, closed)

So rape.
That is your prank. Rape.
( thiswasmyclone, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 7:30, closed)

Tell Victoria, (and her mates) from me...

That she's a cunt.
(Big D, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 9:27, closed)

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The use of a cock is not what defines rape. Your friends made him think he'd been raped, and he was right. But, I smell troll. What happened next?
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 9:55, closed)

Same
thoughts, theres more troll here than a billy goats bridge.
( Trollman, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:10, closed)

Forget
Thinking he'd been raped, what was done to him is sexual assault.

Clicky

If I were Victoria, I'd be worried.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:23, closed)