when i was moving into a house with some friends when i was in uni
i had come up for the weekend to drop some stuff off, the morning i was going to get the train back i was sat in front of the telly enjoying last nights takeaway when i spotted my house mate ass's tobacco lying in the table then i spotted a mousetrap in the corner. i rolled a couple of fags with what was left of his tobacco and with the aid of some doubled over tape i baited the trap with them.

i had just got onto the train when i got a call from him calling me a bastard because he had got his finger caught in the trap trying to retrieve its bounty
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 9:26, 5 replies)

shakes head
and wonders who the biggest retard is.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:30, closed)

Of mice and men
I can understand that the mechanics of a mousetrap are beyond the ken of a mouse, but how dim does someone have to be to not make the mousetrap safe before removing the 'bait'?
(ReAndyMator has been very bored since July, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:32, closed)

well according to him
he got his finger caught while attempting to make the trap safe, if he had just set the trap off using a pen it would have cut his precious fags in half
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:38, closed)

How thick were these roll-ups?
All he had to do was use something thicker than the roll-ups to set the trap off.
How do these people qualify for university? This is why I hate students.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:56, closed)

even if it did
cut his rollies in half, couldnt he have just rerolled them?

students.....
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:03, closed)