I would like to tell you all the tale
of Kidderminster legend Relegation. Sit down, get comfy, and I shall begin.

Relegation is an extremely hairy beardy man who roams the streets of our beloved home town. Once upon a time, long long ago (in the 70s) he had it all, a nice house, a wife, kids. Life was pretty much perfect for our dear Relegation. Then one day, without any real reason, he placed a bet on Derby to win some sort of football thing. For lots and lots of money. All he owned, pretty much. And instead of them winning like he had anticipated, they were relegated, and our poor hero lost it all. His house, his car, his job, his wife and his kids, everything.

To this day while wandering about town he has to deal with people shouting "RELEGATION" at him wherever he goes. Hahahaha, twat.

He's even got a little facebook group in his honour. Yay.

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2440937671
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 12:03, 6 replies)

There's nothing
like kicking some poor git when he's down.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 27 Oct 2007, 12:07, closed)

Clicked the link
Now can you tell us all the tale of Malcolm the Dog Shagger, or are you reserving that for another QOTW?
( eXOBeX, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 22:38, closed)

Absolutely
Stories of people losing their home and family always make me laugh, because, like, I'm too thick to imagine how I would feel if something like that happened to me.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 17:14, closed)

ok, ok
I appreciate laughing at this poor mans misfortune is a tad harsh, but come om folks, he bet everything he owned. What a grade-a idiot.

And I'm unsure as to the legend of malcolm the dog shagger. I assume he shagged a dog.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:01, closed)

Bad timing not so sweet Sister!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7063366.stm


There but for the grace of God....
(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:23, closed)

I'm more interested in Barry Bolt Neck...
I mean are we talking Frankenstein-style here?

Also jmaxi, I get your point but it's a tad different taking the piss out of a bloke who lost loads through his own stupidity and some sick chavvy cunt abusing a middle-aged disabled woman.
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 16:47, closed)