Expensive WeekendsChthonic says he's still reeling from a trip to a wedding that cost him nearly £600; while a friend of ours hazily presented his credit card to the bar staff in a shady club in the Baltic states. You know how that one ended.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:03)
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My mate Kenneth is one of those twats that pushes you when you're at the urinal.However, there was one night when we ended up on this boat moored up on the South Bank, and were somehow drinking champagne chased by proper martinis, in the company of the great, the good, and the ludicrously rich.
As I went to the bog, I saw Kenneth standing there, having his waz, and realised that he was probably pissing out fluid from enough drinks to at least see my week's wages if not more, and for some reason this made me furious. I made sure as I passed him I pushed him hard, revelling in the fact that that was an expensive wee "Ken"d.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:08,
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I didn't see that one comingI was expecting that he'd pissed onto the floor and you were charged with the clean up.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:32,
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Why is it always pissing down in your posts?/inevitable
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:23,
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