b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Pointless Experiments » Post 206999 | Search
This is a question Pointless Experiments

Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
Pages: Latest, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, ... 1

« Go Back

Still makes my nose smart thinking back to this..
...when I was but knee high to a fatman, and trips to pub with my folks were a chance for me to get hyper on lemon & limeadeplay british bulldog 1-2-3 and get up to general mischief.

Sitting down with my half pint of fizzy, green e-numbers, I remember thinking that it surely was a coincidence that my fizzy drink had arrived with not one, but two stripey straws in it, and that I had not one, but two nostrils. Surely this was a sign that I should try drinking through my nose? Well, that's how I read the situation. So try I did. Jamming both straws firmly up my snout, I breathed out through my mouth. Paused. Took a massive snort of fizzy, green pain.

Fuck me!

Imagine the pain of 5 angry bastards, who having climbed up your nose, begin making a determined efford to tunnel into both your brain, and out through your eyeballs, using rusty hatchets. I pissed a gallon of water out of my eyes, I couldn't see, and my nose almost exploded.

Nose candy? Just say no, kids.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:19, 3 replies)
"Took a massive snort of fizzy, green pain"


(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:24, closed)
You silly little bastard :-)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:31, closed)
I read this ten minutes ago and I'm still snuffling in an attempt not to wee my pants laughing.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:11, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, ... 1