Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Still makes my nose smart thinking back to this.....when I was but knee high to a fatman, and trips to pub with my folks were a chance for me to get hyper on lemon & limeadeplay british bulldog 1-2-3 and get up to general mischief.
Sitting down with my half pint of fizzy, green e-numbers, I remember thinking that it surely was a coincidence that my fizzy drink had arrived with not one, but two stripey straws in it, and that I had not one, but two nostrils. Surely this was a sign that I should try drinking through my nose? Well, that's how I read the situation. So try I did. Jamming both straws firmly up my snout, I breathed out through my mouth. Paused. Took a massive snort of fizzy, green pain.
Fuck me!
Imagine the pain of 5 angry bastards, who having climbed up your nose, begin making a determined efford to tunnel into both your brain, and out through your eyeballs, using rusty hatchets. I pissed a gallon of water out of my eyes, I couldn't see, and my nose almost exploded.
Nose candy? Just say no, kids.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:19,
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Hahaha!"Took a massive snort of fizzy, green pain"
Win!
*clicks*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:24, closed)
Haha!...You silly little bastard :-)
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:31, closed)
ChristI read this ten minutes ago and I'm still snuffling in an attempt not to wee my pants laughing.
*click*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:11, closed)
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