Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Swimming poolMy sister, when rather wee, wanted to know what would happen if she put her inflatable armbands on her ankles.
The lifeguard got the very frightened, screaming sister out - that's what happened.
By a strange twist of fate she is now a kayak instructor and spends much of her time pushing children underwater.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:38,
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But you do that as wellI suppose the difference is she gets paid for it, you just do it for shits and giggles.
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no,the difference is that I put bricks in their pockets.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:42,
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I apply the bricksfirmly to the back of their skulls. And then put them in their pockets. It's more effective that way.
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When I were a nipperI used to think it was really funny to lie motionless on the swimming pool floor to see how long it took for the lifeguards to jump in.
They weren't impressed. I was about 5 though.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:34,
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