Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I tried an experiment…To see how far I could shove my fist up someone’s arse. Unfortunately, the answer was ‘not as far as you think’, and subsequently the test subject died. This left me with no alternative but to lob him into my swimming pool and feign innocence.
Still…everyone’s forgotten about it now.
Love,
Michael Barrymore.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:29,
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It's funny'cause it's true.
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Excellent!Now do Madeline!
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Oooo, okayI tried an experiment where I neglected my daughter and then got everyone in the country to feel sorry for me and my husband despite the fact that we were ultimately the ones to blame. The experiment was highly successful as loads of people gave us money and we got to meet loads of famous people and then sue the papers when they pointed out that we were the most likely suspects.
Yours
Kate McCann
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Has anyone checked Barrymore's pool?I know it's a long shot, but if she's in there imagine the headlines!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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Nahhe got a really good man sized filter installed after the last debacle. She's already been chopped up and used on the roses.
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Click, simply for the opening sentence.That's been a truly hilarious end to my week.
Mehehe....end...
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no ideaif it's been in the news in the UK
but here in Spain, one of the cops from the case has written a book about it - claiming that she fell off a sofa, died, was frozen, and her body taken away in a suitcase in a rental day 3 weeks later. WTF?
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