The fried moth conundrum
I arrived home after a few beers and being a bit peckish I looked in the fridge, and to much happiness, I found half a pack of bacon.

After I'd got all the bacon sarnie ingredients out and the frying pan had warmed up, I stuck in the bacon and turned around to get a drink.

Then I heard a weird flutter and plop noise, the culprit was an unfortunate moth that had landed in the hot oil and bacon'y goodness.

I fished it out, but it's day's of lightbulb harassing were well and truly over.

Looking at the moth carcus in my hand, I had, for the briefest of moments the thought, "It's dead, already a bit fried, maybe I could chuck it back in for a bit, make sure it's good and crispy, and eat it. It's hardly like people don't eat this stuff anyway"

So dear reader, did I go through with my pointless experiment and fry & eat a moth?
No, of course not, I had a bacon sarnie to eat instead. However, I do feel the story would of gone a different route if the amount of alcohol consumed had been higher.
(ShiftyBastard won the World Cup on World Soccer Champs 2010!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:01, 2 replies)

I ate a big raw spider whilst pissed a while back
Because i'm just that goth.
(Slyph, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 12:37, closed)

Stupid friend
I have a friend called Bryan who has ended at least one of his relationships due to his drunken giant moth eating abilities.
(bindybadgy, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:14, closed)