Putting the ex's together.
Oooh the sinister side of me is going to come out now. But sometimes its just fun to play a social "what if?"

Many years ago I was with a girl, and things wern't working out. She had become rather overweight and she lived quite far away. Suffice to say, I just had had enough of the relationship. It didnt help that I had become rather friendly with a local blonde either.

Anyway despite ending it with the other girl, we still remained good friends and all was amicable.
The old girlfriend was obviously not over me and just wanted to see me. Whereas the new one was willing to do anything I wanted to get me more in her favour. So what did I do? Well I thought itd be an interesting experiment to see if the two girls got on.
So one day we jumped in the car and drove two hours to my old girlfriends place for a lovely visit.

Oooooooh! Well that was fun. They were being "polite" to each other. But you could cut the atmosphere with a knife. They kinda just tolerated each others presence. We went out and did a few things, went for a walk, went to the pub.

Old girlfriend didnt have much money so decided to make us some food for dinner rather than us go out. But of course the new girlfriend said she didnt like the food that she had prepared.. Thats when all hell broke loose.

The tendan snapped. The old girlfriend just went mental and started throwing food everywhere called the new girlfriend a bitch. Which then caused the new girlfriend to start shouting "no one calls me that!" and err. well yeah.. we had to leave :)

Anyway they both appologised to each other and actually did get on reasonablly well after that, so all good in the end.

I never got a three-some though :(
(Miggyman, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:24, 2 replies)

A threesome?
I'm surprised you've got a girlfriend.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 19:40, closed)

I've done similar things.
When I was 19 I had a fair run through the girls in one dormitory- in fact I had slept with about half the girls on one floor. But as my habit is to break off with girls as nicely as possible, there were never any really hard feelings involved- not even among them. (Of course I didn't go around telling them all who I had been with, but I figured they had to know, as they all lived on the same floor...)

After I left school there I went back to visit my friend Dan about six months later, and for the hell of it went to look up an old girlfriend- not for sex, but just as a friend. We hung out, and my voice (being somewhat distinctive) was heard in the hall, and about a half dozen girls came in to visit and catch up with me.

As I sat there I realized that I had slept with EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM. When the thought hit I about pissed myself, but somehow managed to keep a reasonably straight face. After I left and got clear of the building I burst into giggles, then explained the reason for my merriment to Dan.

He gave me a Dope Slap.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 21:21, closed)