Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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My parentshad finally judged that I smelt enough to warrant buying me deodorant (aged about 8), and bought me some foul-smelling floral stuff in a pink can. Even at that age I thought it was disgusting, but wearing deodorant made me a WOMAN, so I sprayed it on with gay abandon.
Except that sometimes, if I sprayed enough on, it turned into a white dust on my skin. How rare! I tried it on a piece of paper and, sure enough, a fine dust appeared on the paper.
And I wondered...how big could I make a mountain of it? I decided it would be an awesome idea to try this on my right hand.
I think I told my parents I burnt my hand on the grill.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:35, Reply)
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