In university halls,
I was visiting my friends, and they lived in the smelliest corridor ever. I think it later turned out there was a dead fox under it (I mean, wtf?). Anyway, the kitchen was also pretty rancid, but that wasn't their fault either. I was in the kitchen, and my eye was drawn to a pile of loaves of bread (in their bags) on the corner of the worktop, all apparently half eaten. Well, I picked one up and there was no bread in it, it was 100% funky whacked-out green mould. The shock of the discovery, coupled with my general clumsiness, resulted in me dropping the bag on the floor, whereupon it released a large cloud of green spores. The room was evacuated for public safety reasons...
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:59, Reply)