Yum yum
Many years a ago, when poo still fascinated me and spinning round in circles was deemed an entertaining afternoon activity, I officially realised that I was never going to be interested in scat. I was about 8yrs old at the time and had gone for a poo and for some or other reason decided to inspect it before flushing it away. I noticed a particularly juicy raison in my poo and without so much as a thought for all the myriad of reason why I shouldn't eat it - I did.

The revolting taste enveloped my mouth instantly and I felt rather sick. In retrospect it was an ill conceived plan with little contingency if things went wrong, but they just had.

Probably the biggest mistake of all of this was telling my brother and sister about it as they have since brought it up in conversation at the least opportune moments. It's amazing how many times the conversation drifts off into eating raisons from ones bottom when I make a brief trip to the loo.

I ate a raison and almost died so God only knows how those woman in the 2 girls 1 cup felt.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 16:51, 5 replies)

Correct form
would be to suspend a cradle of toilet roll between pan and seat to facilitate easier inspection :P What is it about being 8ish and wanting to examine your own? Mind.... I only looked :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 17:09, closed)

?
Was it your raison d'etre?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 17:10, closed)

Whaddyamean?
I always inspect mine! Just to make sure it's perfectly formed, and smells of blueberries.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:04, closed)

because.....
2 girls 1 cup is fake.

i too inspect my poos in order to check whether my record of biggest shite ever is beaten. The biggest one was as wide as the U-Bend.

I have pictoral evidence of my shitting capabilities if desired.
(Papa Chocolat, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:17, closed)

^
Come on then. You know you were just waiting for someone to ask.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:55, closed)