Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Oh ho ho sir, you crafty so and soOur biology teacher, Mr Branch (nominative determinism strikes again!) was wondering around the lab during an experiment.
Up he came to each group, reminding them that their solution should be turning green soon.
"Is it turning green yet?" he inquired
"Oh yes sir, I can see some hints of green!" we would reply.
At the end of the experiment, we all compared results. None of our solutions had turned green, but we didn't want to admit that we were incompetent.
"So, what did you observe?" Mr Branch asked most rhetorically
"Er...it turned green sir!" we chirped in unison
"Well, it wasn't supposed to. I just told you that to throw you off. You bunch of lying bastards!"
We learnt a lesson that day:
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:32, Reply)
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