Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I have a dirty great white vanwith an enormous full width steel step on the back that sticks out about 10" from the van.
I have been fantasising for a while about fitting a concealed brake light cut off switch under the dash to teach the cunts who drive too close behind me a short sharp lesson. Turn brake lights off, stand on brakes, laugh at £40k worth of written off Beemer, brake lights back on, maybe clean a bit of paint off the step and that would be it.
Similarly to the first point above, I once got an illegal minicab in London driven by a non-English speaking driver who I seriously doubt had a driving license. It was an automatic Honda Accord and he was driving it with both feet - very jerky ride!
Like that bit in Twins, but funnier, because Twins was shit.
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